Thursday, February 20, 2014

"Flying cyrus" wtf kinda game!

Boy oh boy do I have an app review for you guys this evening. I was surfing the App Store and looked at the top charts section "free side" and what's at the top in the number 1 position, "Floating Cyrus".Of course being the wanna try new things guy I am , I downloaded it and let me tell you wtf was I thinking. Please let me explain.
        Oh "flappy birds" how I miss you! Now that "flappy birds" is gone, I have been seeing all these knock offs lately and played a few some good some bad. I then come across this game "floating Cyrus" and man does it take the cake of wtf. Instead of a gummy lip,flying fish bird thing you get,yep!, you guessed it a tounge sticking out Miley Cyrus. Now you navigate the spawn of satan head , I mean Miley's head the same way you did the bird fish. Simply tap on the screen but this time instead of navigating thru pipes you are navigating thru a wrecking ball and hammer. Yay! Sounds fun right? wrong. This game is pathetic and the sounds have been totally ripped off from the tap on screen sound, sounding like the flappy bird flying sound to going thru the hammer and wrecking ball successful coin sound. The tapping feature is buggy and not smooth at all and will have you singing "I came in like a wrecking ball" because you literally will always hit it.

           I'm done talking about this game But I'm not going to fully bash this it .The game does have 1 pro to it and that's  the graphics,they are alright and will make you laugh out loud a bit. So there you happy? I'm not all Scrooge on this game. But take my warning and avoid this game if possible. You will thank me I promise.
    I give this game a 2 out of 5 
You've been tech geek slammed!!!



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